12:21 AM EST
Deep Source #1:
"Inside source indicates that the senior authorized Chinese representative is now en-route to Reno to personally direct and supervise the admiral to get the job done."
Deep Source #2:
"Major movements are on-going at this very moment. Deadlines have been reached, promises have been broken. The Chinese are now assuming control of the situation in Reno. Expect all to fall into place with the on-going economic reform in Iraq."
Deep Source #3:
"Clean up to shortly begin within the U.S. government after release of funds. Pedophilia, satanism, treason and war crimes to be accounted for. U.S. Military is on standby."
Deep Source #4:
"Breaking, leaked from government workers: Gigantic object or cloud has entered our solar system near Uranus, the Rosetta mission was a cover to survey this anomaly. This anomaly is on a course for Earth, all planets in our solar system are behaving abnormally. Prepare for major events."
Note from Deep Source(s):
"Please note: Intel that is being provided from us to you is indeed accurate but completely raw and does have a tendency to not follow through. There is no denying that we are all in frustration and loss of patience. It is entirely a fact that intel being provided is real, but there are constant on-going activities that change the situation. This is agonizing but you mustn't lose hope. Nothing lasts forever."